HASH SLINGING SLASHER ONLINES STREAM CRACK

SpongeBob: 'The phone will ring and there will be no one there.' Oh, you crack me up This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day! What, what, hello? Hello? Hello? It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here. SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch? Squidward: 'And the lights will flicker on and off.' Just like the story. It's like a ghost town in here! Very funny, SpongeBob What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning? SpongeBob: Isn't this great, Squidward? There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day Squidward hears spooky noises and feels water dripping on him but he doesn't know what it is Squidward is shown at the counter reading a book. Squidward: It's not true! None of it's true! SpongeBob: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DOES HE DO?!?! Squidward: Are you sure you want to know? Squidward: He opens the door He slowly approaches the counter. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already DEAD! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.

Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. Squidward: Tuesday night, his ghost returns to The Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance

And then, he got hit by a bus! And.at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every.what day is it? Squidward: And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula. SpongeBob: You mean like this? Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or. Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand by mistake And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties. Squidward: Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook - just like you - only clumsier. But, most people just call him The Ha because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM! SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the 'Hash-Slinging Slasher?' SpongeBob: What happened, what happened, what happened!? Squidward: No, no, no, I probably shouldn't. Squidward: You don't remember? It was all over the news SpongeBob: You're right! For the Krusty Krab! Piece of cake! Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, it's kinda dark out there Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes

SpongeBob: All right! Taking out the trash. Squidward: WILL YOU PLEASE?! Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash! Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.at night. Guess what, I'm chopping lettuce.at night. SpongeBob: Good! 'Cause we've got customers! SpongeBob: Isn't this great Squidward?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! Are you ready to rock, Squidward?! Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. SpongeBob: Wow! Now we never have to stop working! From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day Krabs: MONEY?! You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money? Tom: Well fine, if you don't want my money! Squidward: No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life Tom: I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries Squidward: Now! 8:00! So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: Clarinet. Where it will be closing time right about.

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